• Mom: I would have a caviler king charles spaniel if I had unlimited funds.
  • Dad: No you wouldn't.
  • Mom: Yes I would!! You don't get to tell me what I would get if I could choose any dog!
  • Dad: No you wouldn't.
  • Mom: Yes huh! I would and you don't get to tell me that I wouldn't!!
  • Dad: You wouldn't.